wanna go halves on a baby?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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