she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I forget how to act sober
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