Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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