dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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