True but thats because hes a fetus.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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