No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so let's talk penis.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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