Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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