I want to stick my p in your. b.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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