D3 body, D1 cock
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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