Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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