fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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