drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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