It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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