Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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