Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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