You really coming over, don't trick.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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