Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
