Sry I called you an 8
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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