I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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