How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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