fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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