Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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