my vag is so smooth its legendary
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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