What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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