Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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