Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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