At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
