I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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