the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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