Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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