So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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