Pappa wants mamma naked
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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