So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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