Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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