He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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