It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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