Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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