Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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