it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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