so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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