The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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