he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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