do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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