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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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