Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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