Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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