Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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