I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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