Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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