Too much gin, very little bucket
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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