just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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