She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
3pm strippers are depressing
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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