He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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