So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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