Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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